At some time in his life, a guy will measure his penis so just ask him then subtract 3 inches to get the true length.
I am amazed at the number of negative comments. How did they miss the tags of satire, humor? Plus the publication is titled Sex and Satire.
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Ph.D. in Procrastination, Masters in Mediocrity, Bachelors in Banality, Wannabe writer & human. Not an expert about anything. I write whatever comes to mind.
