I Broke up with Jesus

Mark McKimmy
3 min readDec 17, 2018

Because sometimes I just wanted a glass of water

Photo by Eugenia Vysochyna on Unsplash

My name is Mary, no not THAT Mary everybody associates with Jesus. I am younger than Mary Magdalene by several years. She never dated Jesus although she has had a big crush on him since the first day they met.

I started dating Jesus when he turned 29, just before he gave up his carpentry work for his current job. For the past 2 years, he is assisted…

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Mark McKimmy

Ph.D. in Procrastination, Masters in Mediocrity, Bachelors in Banality, Wannabe writer & human. Not an expert about anything. I write whatever comes to mind.