Wonderful article with many points I will be sure to remember. I already knew about the ‘no chewing’ after being bitten really hard on my manly part as I was pinching her nose. Gotta remember that one too, Not everyone finds pinching sexy“

I don’t want to hear about former lovers, especially during sex”

I will take down the ‘ My Lucky Ladies Chart’ I have hung above my headboard. It lists their measurements, sexual likes and 1–5 star Lover rating. It is multi-colored, laminated and has their picture next to their name. Cost me a pretty penny at Staples to have it made and updated once or twice a year.

If a man has to ask me whether I climaxed, then I didn’t

Fortunately, I have never had to ask if she ‘came’ or not, I am mean c’mon, who are we kidding? In my experience I have found the orgasm cry of “ wait, that's it?!” is more common than “Oh My God!”

“I have come to realize that lackluster sex does have value as a learning experience.”

I am glad my partners learned something after sex with me. Most never return for a second ‘lesson’. The one that did complimented my prowess, saying as she left“ Yea, I never knew 10 minutes of sex could feel like it was never ever going to end.”

Good to know my sexual liaisons were not a total waste of time. My date normally leaves before I return to bed with a post-sex beer and leftover pizza from dinner. I assume they can not wait to tell their friends all about an evening they will never forget.

Thank you Tracybyfire for an informative and entertaining article. I appreciate your honesty and am a big fan.